The Slutcracker
Audiences experience a bawdy, grown-up burlesque and dance parody of the classic holiday tale filled with personality, sequins, and glitter. The full-stage production offers a vibrant, adult retelling of the traditional story. Saturday evening attendees also receive admission to a post-show after party at the Crystal Ballroom for the first 500 patrons.
Dec 4, 2026 – Jan 3, 2027 18+
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Hours
December 4, 5, 11, 12, 16, 17, 18, 19, 21, 26, 2026, and January 1 and 2, 2027: 8:00 pm; December 12 and 19, 2026: 2:00 pm; December 6, 13, 20, 27, 2026, and January 3, 2027: 4:00 pm.
Neighborhood
Davis Square
Parking
Davis Square has metered street parking and two small municipal lots; paid parking is also available through SpotHero. Allow extra time, as traffic can be heavy on weekends and during evening rush hour.
Accessibility
All auditoriums and restrooms are accessible via elevator, with accessible seating assistance available by calling 800-745-3000.
Location
Tips & Advice
- Buy tickets ahead through the event listing, and remember Saturday evening after-party access is limited to the first 500 patrons.
- Choose a performance that suits your schedule; some dates have afternoon shows and others have evening shows.
- Allow extra time to park, since Davis Square traffic can be heavy on weekends and during evening rush hour.
- Consider taking the MBTA Red Line, whose station is immediately adjacent to the theatre.
- Arrive when doors open before the performance; event doors generally open 30 to 45 minutes before the scheduled start.
Special Events & Promotions
- Saturday evening performances include admission to the SlutcrackerAfter Party at the Crystal Ballroom, limited to the first 500 patrons.
- All shows are 18+; children are not permitted.
Links & Contact
Run by CSB Theatres
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Frequently Asked Questions
Who can attend The Slutcracker?
All performances are for adults 18 and over; children are not permitted.
Should I buy tickets ahead of time?
Tickets are sold through the event listing, and Saturday evening after-party access is limited to the first 500 patrons.
What does the production include?
It is a full dance and burlesque production, presenting a grown-up parody of The Nutcracker.
What is included with Saturday evening performances?
Saturday evening performances include the SlutcrackerAfter Party at the Crystal Ballroom, limited to the first 500 patrons.
What are the parking and public transit options?
Davis Square has metered street parking and two small municipal lots; the MBTA Red Line station is immediately beside the theatre.
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