Illustration of a holiday show scene (The Unauthorized Hallmark(ish) Parody Musical)
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The Unauthorized Hallmark(ish) Parody Musical

Audiences follow Holly, an overworked big-city executive who returns to her quirky hometown to save Christmas. Throughout her visit, she must juggle an old flame, a corporate merger, a cookie contest conspiracy, and an unexpected moose on the loose. The stage production skewers classic television holiday movies through comedic tropes and original musical numbers.

What to Expect

Holiday musical comedy parodying classic seasonal movie tropes with original pop songs.

Event Details

Ages

1+

Timed Entry

No

Organizer

PFM

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Local Insight & Ratings

Family Friendly

🎄 🎄 ⚪ ⚪ ⚪ (2/5)

Best For

Fans of holiday movies and musical comedy

Vibe

Playful and festive

Energy Level

Low

Budget

$$$

Photo Friendly

Low

Weather Sensitivity

None

Location

Barbara B. Mann Performing Arts Hall at FSW
13350 FSW Parkway, Fort Myers, FL 33919
Fort Myers, FL
33919

Know Before You Go

  • Tickets: Ticket prices start at $51; the ticket price includes processing fees plus tax. – Get tickets
  • Hours: Performance starts at 7:00PM; lobby doors open 1 hour before the performance and theatre doors open half an hour before the performance.

Tips & Advice

  • Buy tickets ahead of the performance; tickets are on sale now.
  • Allow time to enter the lobby before the performance, since lobby and theatre doors open at different intervals.
  • Consider Premium Loge Box seating if you want the enhanced comfort, convenience and service offered with that option.
  • Look out for original numbers such as “Judge That Cookie” alongside the holiday-movie parody.

Special Events & Promotions

  • Premium Loge Box seating is available, with enhanced comfort, convenience and service.

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Frequently Asked Questions

What is the musical about?

Holly, an overworked big-city executive, returns to her quirky hometown to save Christmas while facing an old flame, a corporate merger, a cookie contest conspiracy and a moose on the loose.

What kind of humor does the show use?

It parodies familiar holiday movie tropes and gives classic holiday-movie stories a comedic twist.

Does the show include original music?

Yes. Original pop songs include “Judge That Cookie” and “It Feels Like Christmas (Because It Is Literally Christmas).”

Is premium seating available?

Premium Loge Box seating is available, with enhanced comfort, convenience and service.

How are the lobby and theatre doors timed?

The lobby doors open one hour before the performance, and the theatre doors open half an hour before it.

Tags

movies and theater entertainmentholiday entertainmentcomedyfamily friendlytheaterfestive entertainmentholiday seasonseasonal activities

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Last Updated: Nov 4, 2026
Original Submitter: Sep 17, 2025 The Christmas Events Near Me editorial team