Holiday Whoobie Whatty?! 2026
Hosted by Darian Goulding and Marta Bady, this adult holiday variety show blends elements of a concert, party, and game night. The performance is presented by DKG Production Company at The Newport Theater.
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When
Ages
Adult
Neighborhood
Lakeview
Accessibility
The venue is up a flight of stairs with no elevator, but a portable mobile stairlift rated up to 400 pounds is available by contacting the theater in advance.
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Tips & Advice
- If you need stairlift access, email the theater before arriving to coordinate use and complete the landlord-required waiver.
- The theater is up a flight of stairs and has no elevator, so arrange stairlift access in advance if stairs are a concern.
- Review the Newport Safety Policy before attending, since all entrants must comply with it when entering the theater.
- Choose this show if you are comfortable with adult-oriented, unfiltered holiday material and a high-energy variety format.
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Frequently Asked Questions
Who is the show aimed at?
It is for an adult audience.
What kind of performance is it?
It is a holiday variety show combining a concert, party, and game night.
Is there step-free access?
The theater is up a flight of stairs with no elevator. A portable stairlift is available; email the theater in advance to coordinate entry and sign the required waiver.
What restroom facilities are available?
There are four single-stall, non-gendered restrooms onsite.
Are there any entry requirements?
All entrants must comply with the Newport Safety Policy.
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