Illustration of a holiday show scene (Ballet Texas Presents The Wurst Nutcracker)
Christmas Shows

Ballet Texas Presents The Wurst Nutcracker

Audience members experience a comedic parody that flips the traditional story of Clara and the Nutcracker on its head. The live performance features pop culture references, guest performers, gender flips, and nods to Texas and New Braunfels culture. Each scene brings unexpected twists and surprises designed for loads of holiday laughter.

What to Expect

A zany parody flipping the classic Nutcracker on its head.

Event Details

Ages

13+

Timed Entry

No

Organizer

Ballet Texas

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Local Insight & Ratings

Family Friendly

🎄 🎄 ⚪ ⚪ ⚪ (2/5)

Best For

Teens and adults who enjoy comedic holiday shows

Vibe

Zany and playful

Energy Level

Low

Photo Friendly

Low

Weather Sensitivity

None

Location

Brauntex Performing Arts Theatre
290 W. San Antonio St., New Braunfels, TX 78130
New Braunfels, TX
78130

Know Before You Go

  • Hours: 7:00 pm - 9:00 pm.
  • Accessibility: The theater offers assigned ADA seating.

Tips & Advice

  • Consider this performance for teens and adults; it is not recommended for children age 12 and under.
  • Use a clear bag no larger than 12″ x 6″ x 12″ or a small clutch no larger than 5.5″ x 8.5″; medically necessary items are exempt.
  • Leave other bags behind or buy one of the clear bags available at the Box Office to meet the theatre’s entry policy.
  • Look into Ballet Texas season subscriptions for subscriber pricing and priority seating.
  • Keep in mind that all ticket sales are final, with no refunds or exchanges.

Special Events & Promotions

  • Ballet Texas season subscribers receive exclusive subscriber pricing.
  • Ballet Texas season subscribers receive priority seating.

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Frequently Asked Questions

Who is this performance recommended for?

It is recommended for teens and adults and is not recommended for children age 12 and under.

What kind of show is it?

It is a live parody of The Nutcracker, with pop culture references, guest performers, gender flips and New Braunfels and Texas culture.

Are season subscriber options available?

Ballet Texas season subscribers can receive exclusive subscriber pricing and priority seating.

What bags can I bring into the theatre?

Only clear bags up to 12″ x 6″ x 12″ and small clutches up to 5.5″ x 8.5″ are allowed. Medically necessary items are excepted.

Does the theatre have accessible seating?

Yes. The Brauntex Performing Arts Theatre has assigned ADA seating.

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Last Updated: Nov 4, 2026
Original Submitter: Sep 17, 2025 The Christmas Events Near Me editorial team